CrazyPrettyLady 2009: Year in Review


"If we were all normal, life would be so lame.."
I must give this family credit. I mean it takes courage for them to do a reality series about their weight struggle, risking the chance of being ridiculed by the close-minded media. However, I wish them much success with their weight loss journey and even might catch the show when it comes on.
What it is Crazy Folks!
Here is today's Crazy News....
Well we all saw this coming! After five seasons and two Daytime Emmy awards, Tyra Banks is announcing the end of The Tyra Show according to People Magazine.
She told the magazine “this will be the last season of The Tyra Show.” She also said, “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.”
Now if you didn't see this one happening, then you are SLOW. I mean with show like The Wendy Williams Show and even The Monique Show coming along, you know her show was in jeopardy. I mean, home girl literally made up some of her guests (allegedly). Well, fear not Tyra fans, as she will be continuing with her America's Next Top Model franchise as well as bringing back a second season of her hit ABC show, True Beauty.
Well it was fun to see her show her weave and cry about her :fat ass"...we will just cherish all the memories.
In other news,
It seems Madoff is not an OG in the pen, huh!
According to The Daily News, White-Collared thief Bernie Madoff has been seen looking a tad bit ruffled. Reportedly, Madoff has facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lungs. Some has speculated that the thief, who was sentenced in June to 150 years in prison for defrauding investors of $65 billion, got into a prison-prison fight and got his ass BEAT!
However, trying to save face, they claimed that she suffered from hypertension and dizziness causing him to fall off his bed.
Now, either the beds in his jail cell are EXTRA TALL or he got his ass BEAT!
I mean, can you blame them though? You see what you would do if someone stole your life savings. I am just waiting to hear about someone trying to kill him during chow time with the plastic knife. SMH
And finally...
Good Morning Peeps!
If you haven't noticed, there are two more days till Christmas! Wooooohoooooo! If you are like me you are in panic mode getting all of those last minute gifts for those people HAD TO BE NICE and get you a get you a gift. SMH, I am fresh out of college, I have student loans to pay off people!!!!!!
For today's eye candy I want to highlight the original sugar daddy himself, Santa! Now I know you all are probably making a face right now, wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but hear me out for a second. Santa is a sugar daddy. Think about it, you have to sit on his lap ando tell him "what we want for Christmas." Now, doesn't that sound just plain dirty.
I am not saying he does this with the children as that would be disgusting on so many levels. However, Santa turns on his North Pole swagger as soon as he pinpoints the child's mom, winking at her to get her "milk and cookies". SMH
Case in point, in NYC, during my last minute Christmas shopping relay, I noticed an Ask Santa display in the shopping center. As I look at the children looking happy as ever to see the fat man with the beard, I noticed Mr. Claus give this mother who had a big ass (I wasn't looking but seriously, you couldn't miss it if you tried to) the ill "bend over girl" look. My friend and I couldn't help but to laugh to see how flithy this Santa gets down. lol
So today, we salute the pioneer and let's hope he remains nice. We don't need him to be in a scandal like Tiger with all those hoes (I am sorry, I had to share that joke :-) )
Hola Folks!
So as I am enjoying tonight's episode of the Oxygen hit series "Bad Girl's Club", I can't help but to think back to the enjoyments of the past seasons and all the antics that came with it.
So for tonight's throwback, enjoy this classic moment from Season 2 where Bad Girl Tanisha felt it was necessary to wake up her roommates up since she didn't get no sleep. This is truly HILARIOUS!!! Check it out :-)
Now, I am not soo sure if I believe this story but... According to my friend in my head, Perez Hilton, it seems as though Kanye West and Ri-Ri might be booed up! According to his reports, the singer was flirting heavily with Mr. West at a London night club last week. The reports also said that the "Good Girl Gone Bad" gave him a lapdance while Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas" was playing.
Hola Peeps!
Here is today's Crazy News....
As the old saying goes " Fool me once, shame on you, fool me TWICE, shame on me..."
It seems as though CNN has not learned their lesson from last year as they have decided bring back the D-List Star Kathy Griffin to co-host theirNew Year's Eve broadcast, according to New York Mag's Daily Intel. If you remember, the potty mouth comedienne said some inappropriate things on live television that, in my opinion, spiced up what would have been a dull broadcast (no offense CNN. I like you guys, but you can be a tad bit bleh.) If you don't remember what she said, check out the video below to see her in action. However, CNN decided toadd on the former NYSYNC singer Lance Bass to join Griffin and Anderson Cooper to host the festivities.
(Pause for reactions)
Now, I know the economy is not so great, but damn CNN, you couldn't afford another, at least current star to host the show? I mean, Paula Abdul isn't doing anything right now, hit her up! Well, we just have to wait and see how this will go.....oye!
In other news.....
When an individual calls 911, it is because they are in emergency and need some assistance immediately. However, it seems like you also call 911 when you can't control your kids as in Boston, a mother called the police because she couldn't get her son to stop playing video games. In the clip, a mom couldn't tame her snot-nosed kid and needed to call the police in order get her son to stop playing video game, Grand Theft Auto. Is this what parenting coming to? You need to call 911 in order to tame your own child? Really? Check out the clip. If I talk more about this story, I might mess up my chi since I just finished my yoga practice....
And Finally....
I was already boiled up during Mean Muggin' Monday's topic (read to see what I talked about), but after watching this video, I am pissed! Check out this video that is suppose to be advertising a medicine called Niggerette. (Pause for reaction). This is NOT funny and sad. Take a look for yourselves.
Hola Mi amigas!
On Friday, when I visit NecoleBitchie.com, she featured some David LaChapelle shots that were taken for what would have been the Fame Monster Deluxe Album artwork booklet that would have featured Kanye West and Lady Gaga. Unfortunately, Kanye had to show up to the MTV Music Video Awards with Henny in his system and you know what happen that night. Lady Gaga continued with the tour but judging from the flicks, I think it would have been a great show to see the both of them together in action. Maybe we can put that on the 2010 wishlist and seewhat happens.
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