Crazy Eye Candy: Love After War...

Crazy Eye Candy: Love After War...

Robin Thicke.

That man. OOOOOO LAWD!!! *begins to think of thoughts that are  too hot to share on this blog*

Though I think that singer Robin Thicke and his wife actress Paula Patton are perfect together,  I have to admit, Robin Thicke is a sexy man. There is something delicious about a man who can connect with his inner feelings, who can express his love for his woman and who can wear a damn suit!

Check out this video by Robin Thicke and if you start to imagine yourself to be Paula Patton in this video, trust me, you're not the only one.

*wipes sweat*

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Wednesday Eye Candy: Oh No She Didn't!

Wednesday Eye Candy: Oh No She Didn't!

You might be familiar with singer/songwriter Miguel through his hit single, All I Want Is You. However, I loved Miguel since my MySpace days! This Cali native has an impeccable voice and a sexy swag that can have you lost for words. I'm so happy to see that he is getting the love he deserved.

Check out some of his songs off his critically acclaimed mix tape. I must warn you, you probably will be thinking about sex the whole entire day, just saying :-)

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Tuesday Tomfoolery: YOU CAN DIE FROM MASTURBATING?!?!

Tuesday Tomfoolery: YOU CAN DIE FROM MASTURBATING?!?!

Here at Crazyland, one is never shy when the topic of sex is brought up. Sex is an experience that showcase love, fun and emotion that one should cherish and not do with every walking being (Translation: DON'T BE A SLUT!) Since many people( like me) do not believe in shagging everyone, people turn to a practice where one pleasures oneself i.e. masturbating. Everyone, man AND woman, loves to please themselves to relieve sexual frustration. Whether with a dildo, a vibrator, beads, blow up doll, fake sex parts or your good ol' fingers and hands  (Side note: I know these instruments are used during masturbation due to me watching a lot of HBO. It's not like I own them or anything... ::nervous laugh:: ) 

However, imagine if you pleasure yourself TO DEATH?! I mean you masturbated so much to the point that you cause your own death???

Don't believe that can happen?? Well it appears that could happen as Parlour Magazine reported. According to the magazine, Nicola Pagination (seen on your left), a young woman from England, was found dead in her flat (which is an apartment for those who don't know) with a sex toy inside her, porn sprinkled around her and her cat on her chest. (LMAO! The cat on the chest? This is so wrong to laugh about..but I can't help it..LMAO) 

Now you might be thinking it's impossible to die from pleasuring yourself and maybe she was killed by someone or even died due to an illness but the coroner told the British newspaper, The Mail,  that she passed of, and I quote,

 “hearty arrhythmia, likely brought on by her state of arousal. The cause of death was also confirmed by Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore who told The Mail that it was likely that ‘her activity before death’ contributed to the fatal arrhythmia.”

*blank stare* 

So in other words, the woman died because had a great orgasm she received by using a sex toy???? WHERE THE HELL CAN I FIND THAT SEX TOY?!?!?!??!?! 

I mean, that's a great way to go, eh? Well, minus the whole sex toy inside her part, lol

Oh, this crazy world, LMAO!

Later days....AND DON'T JUDGE ME! lol

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Crazy Question: What The Hell Is A Friend With Benefits?

Crazy Question: What The Hell Is A Friend With Benefits?

As many people know that I am not one to shy away from speaking my mind. However, there are some concepts in this world that even I don't know what to think or say.

Now, as 20-something chica and having peers around me who are young and free, I love to see individuals love and life live. I'm an avid believer that your 20s are the years  to have fun, act crazy(not Lindsay Lohan crazy but crazy) and mold your future to make your life grand. HOWEVER, there is one concept I can't get down with and that is "friends with benefit."

I have male friends who have them and I have female friends who have them and I don't get the -ish because they are always complaining about something going wrong during these transactions. For those who might now know what a "friend with benefits" is, let me give you a brief definition:

Friends with Benefits- Two friends who have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment

Though the concept of having a friend you can f*ck on the regular might sound dandy to some, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEM! I don't care what anyone says, if your having sex with your friend you are going to develop emotional feelings for that friend. 

Especially for women!!! We cannot have a friend with benefits because naturally we see sex as an emotional experience we have with a person that we could potentially see a relationship with. That's why many women keep their ex-boyfriends around because though the relationship is over, you're able to still share that passion one might still have for their ex...even if it only for a couple of minutes (sometimes hours for some, just saying :-) )

Through my experience, I've seen many "friends with benefits" deals go sour and they end up regretting the decision to keep the sexual relationship when they know there's more to it.

So, I poise the question, why the hell would have a friend that you f*ck from time to time when you know that you're going to build feelings for in the long term? Or, is it possible to have a friend you bang from time to time?

What do you think? SOUND OFF! 

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Wednesday EyeCandy: Got Damn Lance!!!!

Wednesday EyeCandy: Got Damn Lance!!!!

Now, I'm a woman who doesn't get lost for words that easily but after watching this video, I can't think straight nor can I describe this video without feeling........things :-)

Check out this hot short film featuring the ever so sexy, Lance Gross.

I love you, Eva but homie does look sexier after breaking off the engagement. Single life looks GOOD.ON.YOU!!!!

Check it out. Ladies, make sure you have a spare pair of panties near by, I'm warning you now!!!

::fans self::

WHOOOOO LAAAWDDD!!!

Day In The Life: Lance Gross from The Club Nation on Vimeo.



tHANKS, Necole Bitchie for this delightful video.

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Saturdazze: Sex And The Trail Of The Recent Grad

Saturdazze: Sex And The Trail Of The Recent Grad

Hola Mis Amores!!!!

Today, I took a wonderful personal day to sit down and reflect on life, my goals and what bottle of wine I should crack (that could be a daunting task!).

During this time, I watched almost four hours straight of the hit HBO series, "Sex in The City." I blame my HBO On Demand for making sit and watch Seasons 1-3 of the sexy series. As I am watching Carrie and the girls tackle the mean streets of NYC, I begin to think about my life and what I am going through (I tend to do that) and I wonder why my "NY" doesn't look like that? Lord knows if I could run around NYC, go to all the fabulous events in my Jimmy's and Loubitons and have amazing sex at any point of the day, life would be grand without a care in the world.

As a young NY chica, the life of Carrie Bradshaw is what many would want but only few ( if not no one) can live in that fantasy. So, I propose a fabulous comprise. As the old saying goes, "life is what you make it," right?

Therefore, why can't I not take a few ideas from this young lady's world and make it fit into my recent college grad, broke as a church mouse,job hunting, PMS, dealing with my insecurities world. Therefore, for the Summer I will showcase a series known as "Sex and The Trails Of The Recent Grad". During this summer, I will go on a quest to find happiness and satisfaction in all parts of my life and share it with you all.

I will hit up some of NY's fabulous events, explore the daily life of some everyday women and bring to you how you too can achieve your "Carrie Bradshaw" life in the comforts of your own city.



So come take a journey with me this summer.

Hey, you might get a great orgasm along the way like Samantha would, wink wink!

Later days my crazy loves :-)  

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Crazy Random: CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE AN ORGASM?! AND DON'T LIKE ORAL SEX TOO!!!!!!

Crazy Random: CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE AN ORGASM?! AND DON'T LIKE ORAL SEX TOO!!!!!!

Hello My Crazy Loves!

My latest reality-tv show obsession has be Vh1's Let's Talk About Pep. The Black Sex in the City always offers some delicious plots and also tackles issues that women will go through in today's modern world. This week's episode, however, cause me to gasp!

In this week's episode, Jacque, the news journalist and TV personality  who you might recognize from her time on BET Nightly News, admite to the crew that she had never had an orgasm. :-0

shut the front door!

If that wasn't enough, homegirl also admitted that she doesn’t like men performing oral sex on her either!!

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!!!!

This is not the first time I heard of women not able to have an orgasm or have a G-Spot. If you remember a while back, I talked about the study that "supposedly" proved that there is no such thing as a G-Spot. See, I could not believe this! I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE WOMEN F*CKING?!?!?!?! I need to introduce them to.........( I will not disclose this information. You nasty freaks!) However, on a serious note, are women's sex drive going down? I mean, my heart sank when I heard Jacque say she doesn't like oral sex, I literally shed a tear! I mean, I have no shame in admitting, I am like a dude when it comes to this. I have been guilty of pushing guy's head down there to pet the *meow* with their tongues. (Sorry for the visual. I am just saying :-) ) Ladies will agree with me when I say that we sometime prefer a man to do that more than the actual sex. I am just being honest. :-)

What do you crazy think? Do you think Jacque has a problem? Do you think that women see sex as "overrated"? I know I don't! HM HM HM HM! lol


Check out the episode of Let's Talk About Pep here! Poor Jacque lol.

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Saturdazze: Anything You Can Do, I Get Charged With Murder....

Saturdazze: Anything You Can Do, I Get Charged With Murder....

Happy Saturday Boys and Girls!

I had the opportunity to watch Tiger Woods apologize for his behavior during yesterday's press conference. I will admit, prior to me watching the the press conference, I already made up my mind that Mr. Woods is a nympho and is probably doing this to save his image in the public eye. This is the classic PR move that anyone in the biz know is either the best or the worst move to do for a celebrity.

So, as I begin to watch to the press conference (and hear the teeth-sucking, the"oh, please" and the classic "he ain't sh*t" from the women in my office who were watching it with me), I begin to wonder "Am I given Tiger Woods the benefit of the doubt?"

I mean let's be honest, folks. Tiger Woods is not the first athlete or celebrity to cheat on his girlfriend or wife. I mean I personally think that cheating has become a major part of Hollywood. It like you sign a contract, you cheat on your spouse. However, due to the fact that he is an outcast in the field of golf (he might be a top name in the sport but he is not white so he automatically will always be the outcast. Just being honest), Tiger's bad move gave his haters and/or doubters something to grab and run with it to the roof top. I mean REALLY?! 

I hate to say this but if you are on the top of your field, one false move can destroy everything. Especially, if you are the best and people thought you should be otherwise.

The media can be so two-faced, it is quite sickening. It seems like they would throw someone under the bus at one point but then when someone they "like" does the same thing, they should them mercy.

Case in point: David Letterman. Mr. Letterman had a ten-year long relationship with his assistant. How did the media respond? By helping him make his show's ratings jump to the top spot in late night. I am sorry but at least Tiger just f*cked his jumpoffs. Mr. Letterman growed emotionally attached to his mistress, which in my opinion is the worst form of infidelity. HOMEBOY VACATIONED WITH THE BITCH! THE MAN VACATIONED WITH HER!!!

Therefore, I poise the question: Have we mistreated Tiger Woods? I am not saying that he is right for cheating but should his personal matter affect his professional career? 

If we could have amnesia when Letterman or any other celebrity that have cheated, don't you think we should have the same thing for Tiger?

Well, Tiger, you might not be on my good side all the way but I must say, you've won a couple of brownie points yesterday.

Bravo!

What do you crazy loves think?

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Wednesday Eye Candy: Milk Does A Body Good!

Wednesday Eye Candy: Milk Does A Body Good!

*Drops Spoon*

Kim, though I might talk negative towards you for being a spotlight hog, I must say, GIRRRRLLLLLL YOU GOT A GOOD ONE! Looking at this picture makes me want to convert back to drinking cow's milk (Well, not really, but I would like to pour the milk on him! *Dirty thoughts*)

Football's breakout star, Reggie Bush, is the next athlete to be apart of the Body By Milk campaign. The campaign is the latest way to help educate Americans about the benefits of drinking milk. Though I am a soy milk girl, I must say, milk does a body good on HIM.

Now, if the campaign had Lebron James( my basketball love)  and Alex "Playboy" Rodriguez (my baseball love) along with Reggie, you can have a Sexy Milk dynasty. (You like that idea, huh?! PR is what I do, folks! I can come up with ideas for days!!! :-) )

So feast you eyes on the sexy! Hm, now I have the urge to eat a bowl of cereal....off his stomach. I'm just sayin' :-p

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Thurs. Eye Candy: 'Max'in' out

Thurs. Eye Candy: 'Max'in' out

*in Jay-Z voice*

Hola My People!!!!

We made it halfway through the week! Yesssaahhhhhh!

Some people are blessed with great genes, great personality or great "sex"....appeal :-)


However, it seems like Maxwell has been blessed with the whole thing! On Monday, I watched the BET Honors(Yes! I know! The crazy lady watched black folks tele more than once this month! This is an accomplishment :-) ) I was watching to see who was getting an award but Maxwell, Maxwell....*moans* Maxwell took over and I completely forgot who he was suppose to be honoring.





God Bless this man! May he never age and stay the sex kitten that he is, even back when he had the 'fro.

Check out his BET performance here...don't worry, we won't judge you if you play the video more than once.

(We WILL judge you if turn the sound off and watch the video! It is too early in the morning to be that freaky!)

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Lata dayzzzz :-)

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Monday Eye Candy: A Sexy Asshole

Monday Eye Candy: A Sexy Asshole

Happy Monday Everyone!

First, before I begin with your daily dose of eye candy, I want to wish everyone a great Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Today, please remember what this man worked hard for: love, peace and equality. So enjoy your day off today :-)

Ok, now back to our regularly schedule blogging....

Unlike most bloggers, I really didn't care much for the Golden Globes but I did watch it (that and Snapped on Oxygen. What???? That show is the business!) Anyway, a lot of good things happen during the event but it was today's eye candy that truly made the award show quite entertaining for me.

He not only threaten to cause a scene if they turned the violins on him during his acceptance but actually had the balls to say he won't thank anyone! I love it.

So we would like to recognize Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes star Robert Downey Jr. as today's eye candy!

Damn, does he make being an asshole look scrumptious! He got his Kanye on and didn't even care if it is on live television, LOVE IT!

So go head with your bad self, good sir! You made the award show splendid for me...all you needed was a Henny bottle in your hand and that would have been the icing on the cake! :-)

Later days!!!!!

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Crazy Entertainment: Why Heidi Why!??!! And YASSSSS ARENAS YASSSS

Crazy Entertainment: Why Heidi Why!??!! And YASSSSS ARENAS YASSSS

Have you seen the latest issue of PEOPLE Magazine featuring Heidi Montag?! Now, I thought the woman is crazy but OMG!!!!!!!!! In the magazine, the fame-hungry starlet admits that she is addicted to plastic and decided to have 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day. "I'm beyond obsessed," she admits to the mag. Click here to hear the crazy girl talk about her choice. Also, please notice her ego hubby, Spencer, with the video camera trying to get some shine. SMH!

And Finally....

Now I still think he is a dumbass for bringing a gun to the job but at least he love the animals! :-)

Check out Gilbert Arenas as one of the latest celebrities to work with PETA for the No Fur Campaign. Though her is dumb and suspended indefinitely and probably going to serve jail time, he still looks quite delish!!! Yummy!!!!!

What?! You know you think he is scrumptious! :-)

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Saturdazeee: Death of Chivalry

Saturdazeee: Death of Chivalry

Happy Saturday Boys and Girls!

I hope you're enjoying your long weekend as I am. Nothing can beat a day where I'm laying back, sipping on a glass of wine and talking to all my crazy loves!

On Friday, I met up with a friend of mine for lunch and like many girls do, we began to talk about men, love, and the bullsh@# in between. A fellow crazita like mwuah, she began to talk about her recent date from hell (I have to admit, I do enjoy a good diaster date story, don't you! lol)

During her story, she began to describe how the buck teeth, cologne-overload wearing man not only talked about himself the whole entire date, he refuse topay for the date forcing her to pay and then expected her to pay for the drinks at the lounge that he wanted to go to! (I am not making this up folks! This is real lol)

As the icing on the cake, homeboy thought he had a right to get some and cursed my friend out
when she decline his offers! Even though I laughed really hard, it got me thinking, Are good men a figment of our imaginations?

Think about it, more and more I see men not caring anymore about being polite and would rather smack a chick than be kind. Even the littlest of gestures like opening the door for a woman or giving up their sitting for a woman to sit on the train, NOPE not with today's men!

However, I have to say, I cannot blame them.(Que in statement that will piss some of you off)I genuinely feel that women allow men to treat them like dirt. With the whole "I love a bad boy" movement, women accept that behavior as a way these dudes show their affection. I will admit, I too had brainwashed myself to believe that being treated like dirt is a sign of love. We tell ourselves if he yells at me, he cares or if he doesn't spend time with me, it is because "of something I have done".(barf!)

The popularity of these reality dating shows such as For The Love of Ray J aren't really helping out chances either ( Though I do love to watch the show and it's chaos). As men feel they can have any girl they want and don't have to put in the effort woo her, the polite, innocence of a man slowly begin to dwindle. SMH

This might sound corny to say but every woman is a queen! Ladies, we are God's gift to men and if they don't know how to act, FUCK THEM and keep it moving! Not to be vulgar about it, but we have the coochie a.k.a. the golden ticket! So why should we tolerate nonsense? If he can't open the door for you, you can ride him, very simple.

As I told my friend, there are good, respectable, polite young men out there who are sexy as well. It is just up to us to surpass the trash to find them :-)

What do you Crazy loves think? Are good men really hard to find?

Sound off!

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Crazy Random: A Geek's Wet Dream

Crazy Random: A Geek's Wet Dream

This has got to be a nerd's wet dream coming a reality. LMAO!

I am sorry but when I first saw this, I could not stop laughing! Meet Roxxxy. Roxxxy is making history as she is the very first sex robot on the market. Yes, you heard it right, they have created a sex robot. The robot premiered at the AVN porn show and from by the look of the video, nerd and pervs seem to be happy to know that they can fake that they are getting it on with some"one" rather than their hand. Now, I am just saying, is it REAALLLLYYY necessary to have a "sex robot"? Fellas, you mean to tell me you can't get any girl in the world? Plus, aren't you scared that your "long john" might get electrocuted? I mean she might be able to do what a woman can do but it isn't the real thing! I mean, what has it come down to men in this world needing to bang out robot? lmao. Check out the debut of the toy and please listen to the geeks in the background. They sound so happy.

Wow and I thought owning a Jack Rabbit was bad....lmao

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Crazy News: Gilbert Arenas Gets The Boot, "Precious" Star Heats Up Harper's Baazar and Women Make It Rain On Them Hoes?

Crazy News: Gilbert Arenas Gets The Boot, "Precious" Star Heats Up Harper's Baazar and Women Make It Rain On Them Hoes?

Waddup Folks!

Here is what makes up today's Crazy News!

WELL GOOD FOR HIS ASS!!!!

According to ESPN.com, Washington Wizard's guard Gilbert Arenas has been suspended indefinitely after he decided to pull out a gun against his teammate. That's not all folks! Arenas is suspended WITHOUT PAY! Yikes!

Now, I would be lying if I said I feel bad. Why in God's name would you do that? Hm, Good for his ass! Well, maybe he will do the whole "go to rehab, do a pitiful interview, and then get a reality show" stunt to save himself from humiliation. I mean, Michael Vick did it and we love him again, right? SMH

In other news...

YOU BETTA WERRRK!!!!!

It seems like the more and more I see Ms. Sibide, the more I love her. I mean she has confidence and talent, go head girl!

Check her out in Harper's Baazar working it out! Click here to see the full interview.

And Finally...

Now, if you haven't notice, I love Parlour Magazine, but one article today got this Crazy girl thinking: Is it ok for women to go to a strip club? Click here to read the article. I mean I don't know about you, but if I want to see a stripper, I can look in the mirror. My moves are serious!

:-) Just saying.

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Crazy News: G-Not, Drive Thru Gone Wild, and Fantastia Gets Played!

Crazy News: G-Not, Drive Thru Gone Wild, and Fantastia Gets Played!

Happy Monday Boys and Girls!

Here is the 1st ever Crazy News for 2010! Wahoooooo!! And herrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee we go!

Attention Ladies! You are not down with the G...G-spot that is. According to London researchers, after conducting a study involving 1,800 women, they believe that the famous G-spot, the point of satisfication for a woman, might just be a figment of our imagination! (Gasp!)

According to the research, The Gräfenberg Spot, or G-Spot, is not true point in our body because there are no specific trait that indicatewhere it is located in a woman's body.

(Please excuse my capitalization for the following statemen) THIS IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

(sorry for my language, but it couldn't be said any other way. )

I personally think that theses researchers asked the WRONG women. I don't know about you but we here in crazyvilee feels there should be another survey or ladies in London need to find better sex partners or buy a much better vibrator, just saying. :-/

In other news...

Don't mess with a woman and her Chicken McNuggets!

According to Ohio newspaper, The Blade, Police say an Ohio woman was not to happy that her local McDonald's didn't have her beloved Chicken McNuggets. Angry Nuggetswanted to let them know she was not too happy about her missing nuggets and punched through the drive-through window! Ohio police arrested the erratic woman who later plead not guilty to a vandalism charge.

LMAO! Now, I know this story is quite dumb but can you imagine seeing this in person! I swear, she must love those nuggets (and probably haven't watched that movie Super Size Me.) Lmao! Only in America, folks!

And Finally..

Now, if there is one thing I learned back in '09 is to never, ever, ever date a marry man and then GO GET THEIR NAME TATTED ON YOUR BODY! COME ON SON!!!!

Well Ms. Fantasia is learning this the hard way as her married boyfriend, Antwan Cook, dumped her to be with his family and HE DUMPED HER OVER THE HOLIDAYS! WOOOOWWWW!

If you remember a couple months ago, Fantasia was in a heated scandal as she was accused of stealing Cook from his wife and two children. Now, it seems as though Cook came to his senses and spend the holidays with his familia.

Now, I am not surprise. It must be very tough to go through something like this. Truth is....homegirl shouldn't have ever tried to break up a happy home.

Side Note: Ladies, in 2010, lets NOT fall for the taken guy. Save yourself the drama and the tattoo removal pain :-)

And that's your Crazy News....

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Monday Eye Candy: A Beautiful Day In Mr. Mracus's Neighborhood.....

Monday Eye Candy: A Beautiful Day In Mr. Mracus's Neighborhood.....

Happy Monday My Crazy Loves!

Holiday season is donezo so its back to the grind we go! For us here at Crazyland, we are still trying to shake off that New Year's Eve hangover but like they say on Broadway, the show must go on.

For today's eye candy, I want to start off with my disclaimer on my choice for today's eye candy. Now, I am not a pervert who buys porn and watch them as if it is a regular DVD. However, I am not going to lie, I did stumble upon a "segment" of one this past weekend that I sort of want to address.

Now, what had happen was..............

I was talking to one of my friends and she mention to me about a porn star that goes by the name Mr. Marcus. I immediately bust out laughing when I heard his name but she kept on going on and on about how her man "forced" her to watch the porn video with him ( ::cough:: liar ::cough::). During our convo, she kept on going on and on about how Mr. Marcus can handle the business and blah blah blah.

Due to the fact that I am a Curious George, I felt as though it is important for me to do investigation for myself. (You can learn something new without researching it people! :-) )

After investigating and ::clear throats:: thoroughly watching his techniques, I must give snaps to Mr. Marcus. It's 2010 and it is quite sad to hear some men are still lacking in the "shacking" department, so it made me very happy to see that his technique were up to par! :-)

So we salute you Mr. Marcus. Though, I hate the whole wearing -hat-while-boning thing, that whining motion you do definitely makes up for it :-)

Now, if you would excuse me, I need to calm myself down.

Ta-Ta ;-p

P.S. - I DON'T WATCH PORN!.... a lot :-) Don't judge me people lol

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