Crazy Music: OMG!

Shout out to my homie @graenewyork for sharing this video!

I am not going to front, I, CrazyPrettyLady, had rode the "Usher is losing his touch" train for quite sometime now. However, after hearing some of the songs off his new album "Raymond V. Raymond", I retract my statement to the tenth power.

Check out his dope-tastic video, OMG featuring Black Eyed Peas front man Will.I.AM.


lmao, I am a trip aren't I? You still love me though :-)

Peep the vid!

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Crazy Random: Kid Fury Lights Kat's Ass

What's going on Crazyettes!

Now, I have received tons of tweets, texts and facebook messages asking me if I have heard of the walking herpes Kat Stacks. I've also been asked why I haven't "Mean Mugged" the chick for her tomfoolery and not through in my two cents.

Welp folks, this reason why CPL haven't covered her is because we know that is what she wants. This situation is classic Dirty PR 101:

"No matter how you get your shine, you get that shit." In other words, the fact that I just wasted approximately 156 characters on the bitch is giving her free publicity and  I'm not have that shit go down. (Don't be fooled by my quiet demeanor, I turn on the PR Bitch mode LOVELY!)

Also, I'm sorry but I am going to be quite frank; I feel that if I had talked about her on CrazyPrettyLady, I would have caught an infection of some sort via embeddeding the video onto my beloved blog. Plus, when I saw her first video earlier this week, I felt as if my IQ level was slowly deterioating.  I question how properous is the Miami-Dade School System if this bitch can't even spell none the less SPEAK. (SMH, that No Child Left Behind Bill should have came out earlier, huh.)

Though I might've decline on the Kat post,  I WILL PROMOTE THE HILARIOUS KID FURY TV EPISODE HIGHLIGHTING THE STUPIDITY THAT IS THIS BITCH LMAO!!!!!! I was waiting for someone to respond to her nonsense, I mean this chick can't be serious?

For Christ's Sake, people are starting to RESPECT Superhead "hustle game." Yes, they even stopped calling her a ho because of this bitch and this frightens me, A LOT!

So, kudos to you Kid Fury! Peep his video here.

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Tuesday Grooves: ::Sigh:: Relief!

If I shared the day that I had with you all, CHILE!! YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME!

From the horrible (and FAKE!) phone interview, the dumb ass who caused me to be car-less and me having class, let's just say "me killing someone" is not far fetch.

However, I turned to the one thing that I know always makes me smile; the one thing that makes me not go insane: MUSIC!

For today's Tuesday Groove, check out this Kelis banger that even got me to stop mopping and whine my waist for little bit.

From her 2006's album "Kelis Was Here", check it out after the jump.


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Crazy Music: Badu VS. Kelis..... And Fight!

Jumping Jahusafat!

This weekend, the web was buzzing about the new music videos from Kelis and Erykah Badu. I find it quite funny that these two released videos around the same time. It's almost like the battle of the Crazy ass women who have dope voices and cool ass songs!

So, my Crazy loves, who video's the shit? Erykah or Kelis? Peep the vids below and share who do you think was grand and who just got SERVED!!


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Monday Eye Candy DJ Edition: Much To ENVY

Good Morning Crazyettes!

It's Monday, hooray!!! I don't know why I'm happy that it's Monday but I want to share my happiness with you all :-) (Plus, it is too damn early to be bitchy, well at least for today.)

For today's eye candy, I really didn't based it on looks but rather I respect his hustle. As a NYC chica, I have seen many DJs claim to be the best. Everyone and their mama "thinks" they're the dopest DJ around in NYC. Though they might claim to be the best but as Jay-Z (an eye candy recipient FYI) said, "Men lie, Women lie but Numbers don't." That is why this DJ gets my respect. That Dj is none other than DJ Envy.

Envy has been one of the top DJs in the game for quite some time. Known as "The People's Choice", DJ Envy has made a mark for himself. He has his own show on Power 105.1 in NYC, been featured on tons of mixtape, host "Sucker Free Sundays" on MTV2 and still managed to work the club circuit in the tri-state area.

Judging from his hard work I think it is safe to say that he is  one of the best. That is why he is a valid candidate for today's eye candy. Plus, he is kind of cute for a DJ :-)


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Wednesday Eye Candy and Grooves: Lil Freak

Good Morn-ting My Crazy Loves!

For today's eye candy/morning grooves, I want to share with you Usher's new video Little Freak. The video premiered last night on BET's 106 and Park. I was very excited to see the video as I am a huge fan of the track. The video did deliver the sexy, however, I wanted more sex! I really wanted to feel dirty watching the video because when you hear the song, that's exactly how I feel, lol. Maybe Usher is at the stage in his career where he wants to keep it sexy yet classy so I can dig it. ( However, a little grinding from Mr. Raymond would have been nice  :-)  )

Another shocker for me, I actually was not annoyed with Nicki Minaj. This is major for me! This girl has always annoyed me, however, I liked her in the video. She fit in well with the whole theme. Kudos to you Barbie! (I still think you're annoying.)

Check out the video here! Are you feeling the Little Freak??? :-p

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Crazy Kicks: A Classy Supra and MY ADIDAS!

I would like to call these kicks,"The Bougie Supras"

Feast your eye my Crazy Sneakerhead to Supra's NS Collection. The pack, according to, consists of the CuttlerStrapped 2, and the Assault. Out of the who collection, I truly dig the Cuttler. The sneaker is a high top design, along with a full grain upper with red shoe lacing eyelets and a white vulcanized sole. 

Don't they look scrumptious?! I love them!
and finally....

Great Gunmaga, I am in LOVE!!! did a feature on Adidas’  two timeless pieces, the low-top Superstar and the mid-cut Stan Smith 80’s. 
*Pause to preserve the sexy!!!!*
The kicks has a blue nylon along the upper with black accents. The Stan Smith 80’s sports a reverse design, consisting of a black leather upper along with blue nylon inserts.(Tell me these are not dope Mcdopington.)  The two shoes are actually two kicks in one( Everyone: aaaaaahhhh). In its original form, the silhouette that is appears is the high top Stan Smith. "What is unique is that a zipper located at the base of the upper allows the shoe to transform into the low top Superstar also shown here, hence the Hide and Seek nickname" according to the site. 

Aaahhhh yes, seeing dope kicks like these gives me hope that I will soon have a sneaker shopping binge in the coming days.

Yay! :-) 

For more information on fly ass kicks, visit and They are my two loves and always have the flyest stuff(and I'm not just saying that because I intern there either :-) ) 

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Tuesday Grooves: "Daydreaming Again"

Hola Crazitoo!!!!

It's a gloomy Tuesday in NYC so it is fitting that I choose a song that is mellow yet bubbly at the same time.
So check out the new track from the wonderful diva Kid Sister.

So sit back and relax and enjoy this tune!

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Mean Muggin' Mondays: "Success is Failure Turned Inside Out"

As many great leaders and entrepreneurs will tell you at one point of their life they have to struggle and grind their way to the top. I mean Oprah Winfrey didn't wake up and have her success; Jay-Z didn't become a mogul overnight. Therefore, why should I expect to be successful overnight.

Tonight, I had a moment, like many 20-something year old, where I question if all that I am doing is even worth it. I had a moment where I wondered if the many nights I spend staying up until 3 AM thinking of new,innovative ideas will be even worth it? If me going from internship to internship is going to pay off? As a human being, we often ask the question "Why me?" We all have (and don't lie and say that you haven't) asked ourselves "why me?" However, as a friend told me when I was spoke to her(which was truly a God's way of passing a message to me that I really need) that instead of asking "Why me?", ask yourself "Why not me?" 

Why shouldn't you go through the struggle? Why shouldn't you have to fight? Why shouldn't you go through the challenges and the deal with the neigh sayers? 

As the old saying goes "God doesn't give us anything that we can't handle." So, as you ask yourself the "shoulda, coulda, woulda", remind yourself that there's a silver lining and that YOU will succeed if you just work hard at it and stay focus.

To help my fellow Crazyettes, here is a little pick-me-up poem that I absolutely love! I read it as a reminder to myself that one day, I will be successful.  

Don't Quit 
When things go wrong as they sometimes will;

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are;
It may be near when it seems afar.
So, stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.
-- Berton Braley


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Crazy Fashion: RUN THOSE WEDGES!!!!

Shout out to Parlour Magazine for these fabulous find!!!!!

OMG!OMG!OMG! Now, I am not a huge fan of the wedge shoes but after seeing these delicious shoes via Parlour, I think I may have changed my mind! These wedges are OUT TAN BAD!

To see more fly wedges and learn where you can find these shoes, check out Parlour Magazine for more delicious find!

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go look for my Piggy Bank because I NEED, yes, NEED these shoes in my life!!!!!!!!!

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Monday Eye Candy: Battle Of The Chocolate: The Tyler Perry Edition

Happy Monday Crazy World!

Today, I need my crazyitas to make a judgment call. As I was research for today's delcious edition of eye candy, a strong debate seem to spark and I need YOU to help me choose which one gets the W.

I love the Tyler Perry franchise. From the shows to the movies, I have watched them all and I love it!

Another reason why I stay tuned to the shows is because Tyler Perry seem to choose THE SEXIEST AFRICAN AMERICAN ACTORS TO PLAY IN HIS WORK! (THANK YOU LAWD!!!!) So you can see why I am in a bit of a rut to choose who is sexier:

Lamman Rucker VS. Lance Gross

Here are the stats:

Lamman Rucker
Mr. Rucker is the star of the Hit TBS series "Meet the Browns" and is set to star in the highly-anticipated sequel “Why Did I Get Married Too”. The down-to-earth cutie isn't egostatical and has a warm heart. When he met up with Essence Magazine, the actor shared that he is apart of various charities such as the Stephanie Starks HOPE Foundation Celebrity Read Aloud Tour, where he read to elementary students in L.A. Plus, homie has his degree in education and he loves children.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now doesn't that make your heart melt?

Lance Gross
Mr. Gross plays the sexy yet lazy son on TBS's "House of Payne" and also starred in the movie "Our Family Wedding." The Howard University graduate was a track star (athlete? Delish!) but turned down a professional Track career to pursue his dream in acting. ( A Go-getter too! ::mouth waters::)
If that doesn't make him sexy enough, he is engaged to Eva "the Diva" Pigford.

Two sexy people together makes a sexy ass bunch!

Now that you have seen the stats, who do you think is sexier? Is it the sexy teacher Lamman Rucker or the Track&Field Chocolate Lance Gross?

::::Breaks into a Cold Sweat::::

Who to choose? Who to choose?! Ahhhhhhh

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Late Night Grooves: "RollaCosta!" Owww!

See, I don't know if it is because of the weather that good music is coming out but I love it! I love it! I love it!!!!!

Check out this dope-ass music video with my side piece Robin Thicke featuring Estelle. Wooo!!! I am loving the vibe of this. I am dancing around my house like a mad man.

Sidenote: Robin Thicke = Eye candy! Why the hell no one ever reminded me of his deliciousness!!! Shame on you!


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Late Night Cocktail...."The Wet Dream"

It's the weekend!!! 

You know what that means for us here in Crazy land? "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS." To start your weekend off right, here is a delicious drink that I like to call "The Wet Dream." This yummy drink is so good, you will be having some very dirty thoughts. This drink might look like it is soft but don't let its appearance fool you, it is a creeper. Plus, it has Ciroc in it and you know that gets your home girl loose! Hence, why I don't drink a lot. (That side of me is WAY TOO SCANDALOUS! lmao) 

Check out the recipe for this "dreamy" drink. For more information or ideas on some of your favorite cocktails, check out  (Is it just me or isn't that swirly garnish quite suggestive. I'm just saying.)  

"The Wet Dream" 

Drink Recipe Ingredients:
  • 1 oz. Cîroc Vodka (25 oz. per bottle)
  • 1 dash(es) Grand Marnier (25 oz. per bottle)
  • 1.5 oz. cranberry juice
  • .5 oz. fresh lime juice
  • 1 mint leaves
  • 1 oz. champagne

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Crazy Music:" I Can Be Your Freak" and Inside Wale's New Video "Diary"

Good Evening My Crazyitas!

This week, this song right here has been my theme song! Every time this song came on, I immediately break out into my "Bitch, I'm the shit now move out my way" walk. Check out Estelle's new music video "Freak." The song has the groovy London house feel with a pinch of "Yaaasss honey." This song couldn't have came out at a perfect time as the weather is getting warmer and Summer fun is on its way. Though this video received a lot of slack because of Estelle painted her face black (I don't understand why but whatev), this song and the video is FIRE.COM!

Peep it now!

and finally....

DMV's flyest rapper Wale was in the concrete jungle of Brooklyn, New York shooting his upcoming music video "Diary." Parlour Magazine got some exclusive pics from the set. I dig it and I am very excited to see the final product.

Check out the pics below. Afterwards, listen to Estelle song again then repeat the cycle.

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Crazy Random: The Whale Wearing Shorts

Ahhhhhh yes! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and we can put away our heavy ugly sweaters for that cute spring jacket you got for half priced at H&M (for $20 might I add.)

However, it seems that with this warm, gorgeous weather comes, well, an ugly trend; a trend that I should end immediately.

I like to call it "Whales Wearing Shorts."

Have you ever encountered that one. Person who feels it is necessary for the world to see their Spider Veins, cellulite and/or lumps since the weather is warm. As I am a strong believer in loving the body God gives you that does not mean you should dress inappropriately and show off ever crater in your thigh!

Granted I know I am far from a size 0 but you do not see me walking around in a God damn piece showing all my flaws.

In closing, I would ask that you all please respect your bodies as well as my stomach; tuck whatever that needs to be tucked AWAY!

Thank you and good day :-)

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Happy St. Patty's Day!

Go Neire leet Friends! (Ha! You didn't know I knew Celtic, huh? I'm nice!)

Today is that time of the year where everyone puts on their green and orange, paint that shamrock on their face and of course drink from 7AM in the morning. What day you ask? Its St. Patrick's Day!!!!

So, it is only right that I choose some Irish eye candy today, no?

For today's eye candy, feast your eyes on my favorite Irish man, Colin Farrell!

Sure, the bad boy image and the rumored sex tape and the "I don't care about my looks because I'm hot" look can be a tad bit much but that accent is sooo dreamy. I loved him in the movies Pride and Glory and S.W.A.T. and among other things. Therefore, feast your eyes on that sexy piece of soda bread.

Be safe my loves and please, don't drink at the job just because its St. Patty's. That's not cute lol

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Late Night Grooves: I Can't Sleep, Let's Shag!

Since I can't sleep and I am in a loving mood, why don't I give some of your crazy lovebirds out there some delcious tunes to help you "end your night pleasantly." (That's my PG way of saying YOU GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT!!!!! YEEEAAAAAA BOIIIIII!!! :-) )

Thank you and You're Welcome. 

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Mean Muggin' Monday: Sidechicks Are Buggin'!!!!


Today, I was enjoying my bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch (which by the way is the business!) and watching NBC's Today Show to start my day of relaxation. Then.....I See.....THIS BITCH! The editor of GQ premiered the spread in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine featuring the smut the  mistress of former Senator and Presidential candidate John Edwards, Rielle Hunter.  The mistress wanted to "break her silence" and spoke to GQ, since they are well-known for their hard-news coverage(notice sarcasm). In the interview, according to , she gloats “I know he loves me....I have never had any doubt at all about that. We love each other very much. And that hasn’t changed, and I believe that will be till death do us part. The love doesn’t go away. It’s unconditional.”

For those who might not be familiar with the HO videographer, Ms. Hunter was hired as the politician’s videographer in 2008 but had an affair with the married politician in instead of focusing on her job. She even admits to the magazine that  she slept with Edwards the night she first met him even adding “I had never experienced anything like what was flowing between us. I sat on the other side of the room. I wouldn’t go near him…It was just this, this magnetic force field like I had never experienced. It terrified me. Absolutely terrified  me.”

This woman literally tried to portray herself as the misunderstood mistress who just want to clear her name, however, it is kind of hard to take her serious when she is showing her stomach and wearing only a man's dress shirt (to simulate as if she just finished doing the do) next to the Dora The Explorer doll. 
Ever since I first learned about this situation, I knew that Ms. Hunter as well as Mr. Edwards are disgusting people. How can someone justify this type of behavior, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE CARRYING ON AN AFFAIR WHEN YOUR WIFE IS DEALING WITH CANCER! (Did I forget to mention that detail? Oops, my bad) Anyone who has a heart can see that these two individuals only cared about themselves and not have a care in the world about who this might effect; John's wife, children, and his career. 
This whole story is down right disgusting and it makes me question if our nation even respect the rights of marriage. I am blessed to have a beautiful example of what a marriage should be through my parents but it seems like the more and more individuals don't have respect for a marriage and want to step in and break up a happy home. What pissed me off even more is that side chicks want to play the victim and/or want to get the fame. Like seriously? SMH! If you are a side chick, be happy you get to have sex in the finest hotels in the world and stay in your damn lane. For Ms. Hunter to reach out to the magazine to flaunt herself is downright repulsive. 

Ms. Hunter is not the first and sadly will not be the last woman to do something like this. The mentality that "we can get what we want no matter who is affected" is down right disgusting. I cannot tell you how many conversations I hear about women not having a care in the world about sleeping with a man that is taken. I would like to point out that whenever a woman does such actions, it means that you are a bitter, troubled soul that wants to cause pain to another woman because you are not happy in your setting and that is sad. As my mother tells me, "There are too many fishes in the sea for you to be prying over one." 
I pray for the day that women respect other women and not destroy relationships. I hope Ms. Hunter and Mr.Edwards live happily ever after as they will only have each other to blame for their downfall. SMH.

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During the Super Bowl, there are two important things that needs to be seen: the game (of course) and the commercials. One commercial that immediately got everyone's attention was the commercial for Old Spice body wash.

Everytime I see the Old Spice Commercials, three things run through my head;

1.) "Why do I find this dumb ass commercial hilarious?"

2.) "Please explain to me why homeboy is riding a horse backwards?"

3.) " He does look delicious without his shirt on :-p "

I kept wondering who he was and waiting to see if he would land his own show like the GEICO Neanderthals (which was a STU-PID show, FYI). However, thanks to LA Times' Ministry of Gossip and People Magazine, they finally revealed who is the man wearing his sweater like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Meet actor Isaiah Mustafa. The "Man Who Smells Like the Man Your Man Could Smell Like? "  is a  former NFL wide receiver, a teacher and studied history at Arizona State University (a college graduate, NICE!).

 However, all my Crazyettes should know that he has a girlfriend ::cue sigh from thirsty single ladies::: However, you can still enjoy the view :-)


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Happy Birthday To Me!!!!

Hola People!

It's a rainy Saturday in NY but that doesn't mean a thing to me because....... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

Yes my Crazyettes, it has been 22 years since I bless the world with my presence :-) lol

On a serious note, it is truly humbling for me to see another year. Unlike my past birthdays, this year I truly appreciate the little things in my life. I see my future glowing and I know that this year will be superb!

Another reason why I am so grateful is because have my Crazy loves! When I started my blog, I started it as a way for me to say,think and feel what I want and allow people to have a platform to be themselves. The support and love I received is awesome and I am truly grateful to have you all!

Now, enough of this sappy shit! Let's pop some bottles!!!

*sips mimosas*

Happy Birthday CrazyPrettyLady :-)

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Thursday Eye Candy: The Artist

Hola My People!

As you all are well aware, I am obssessed with BET's Centric hit reality show, Model City. I mean to see a show showcasing African American men in a postive (yet sometime dramatic) aspect is fabulous! Plus, it doesn't hurt that they all look oh so delicious!

I was asked by my peers who is my favorite model from the show. Of course, I go for the nerdy, artsy one Ibrahim Baaith.  He might be a model but the Philly native is far from bougsy. He admitted to Honey Magazine that he considers himself more of a “Conspiracy Theorist than a model, which is reflected in my art.” Did I mention to you guys that homeboy is an artist?! Yes, good looks and creative..MY KIND OF MAN!

Check out  his Honey Magazine's interview with the model here!

Yum, Yum!

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