Thursday Hate Mail: Hate On You? Oh no!!!

Top of the afternoon folks!

Happy Thursday!

I know you all are use to getting the "eye candy" and "grooves"at the start of your day but we here at crazy land are in a hating mood. Therefore, we are going to spill the hate on YOU.

Today, during my coffee time, I was getting my twitter fix when I stumbled upon something that pissed me off!

Have you ever stumbled upon a tweet that sounds like this:

"Fuck niggas hating on me! I get money, y'all just haters" or " Fuck bitches, they just jealous of my swag" or my personal fav " I gets money, I count stacks all day."

After read stuff like this all day, I have only one thing to say:


YOU'S A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Come on son!

I swear I get so mad when I see individuals hype up their "swag" as something that people hate on all the time. Who has time for you? Stop the foolishness!

What annoys me even more is when we all know that the life these individuals claim to have is non-existent. Most of these cats that you hear saying they pop bottles all day and making all these allegations on how rich they are the cashiers at your local Target. For example, an individual (who I won't put on blast because I am not trying to be sued) claims that's he "drop stacks at the Gucci store." However, in his profile pictorial (yes, I say pictorial) homie have on the Shaq's line of sneakers from payless.

*Pause for reaction*

Now, I might just be cranky but all I am saying is no one has time to hate on YOU! Stop the nonsense! When individual do these things it is silently telling your "haters" that they are getting to you. It also show that you don't love enough  because if you need to pump up your own image to make yourself feel better, you probably don't know your self-worth.

 Everyone in this world has someone who does not like them or "hates" on them but a real, strong leader doesn't constantly tweet about how great their lives are. Why waste time tweeting about your life when you  can live it. As the saying goes: "My life, your entertainment." Entertain them haters of yours by enjoying your like to the fullest. NOW STOP WITH THE CROCK OF SHIT TWEETS!

Thank you and good day :-)

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Crazy Random: What Personality Type Are You????



Today is one of those days where for once I don't have a lot of things to do!! Yahoooo!!!!


Since I have the extra free time, I decided to be a lame and take a personality quiz. I've done a personality test before but I never really took those kinds of  test seriously. One test I took said that I am conservative and not interested in "being intimate" (which is the politically correct way to say that I don't like sex.) * blank stare*  Now I am not a ho and I don't put myself out there but that doesn't mean I am not interested in "being intimate". I am quite interested, thank you very much!! Also, I am FAR FAR FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR from conservative. Lord knows I would probably be the chick to spike the punch at a Republican dinner party just so I can tape them acting a damn fool. (Just saying :-) )


Anyway, I decided to do one now because I heard that this test is somewhat accurate and...well...I am bored.


After taking the test, I must say it hit the nail right on the head. Though a couple of details are off, it does describe me quite well ;-)


Here's what it said about yours truly....



The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. You break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused


Don't I sound like a box of M&*^& F$%$^$% sunshine :-) 

Want to know what your personality is? Click here and take the test! If your results are  great, fantastic! If you hear that you are an asshole, well, accept who you are and be the best asshole you can be! *HIGH FIVE*



 

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Wednesday Eye Candy: SEXINESS IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!

HOLA MY PEOPLE!!!!


First, let me apologize for being MIA for the past couple of days. It seem as though I, your lovely lady ate something bad and it pretty much caused me to turn into that chic from The Exorcist, throwing up crap I didn't even know I could barf up. I mean it was ridiculous! (If I just had the head-spinning trick down, it would have been a pretty dope trick.) Anyway, two days of rest and antibiotics later, your girl is back to her crazy ass self! :-)

So for today's eye candy, I have some splendid news: AN EYE CANDY IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN. Yes!


Eye candy recipient Lupe Fiasco has just announced his tour dates for his highly-anticipated national tour. Once I received this info (via Parlourmagazine.com  ), I almost spilled my tea! Now, granted this will probably be the 10 time I have seen this man perform but I just can't get enough of this nerdy looking, skateboard-riding, no red meat eating lyricist. Plus, I  feel it is my straight duty to support real hip hop!


*sigh*  Plus the fact that he is delicious does help as well...tehehehe!



Peep below to see when Lupe is coming to your town!

Friday 3/5 – Bridges Auditorium – Claremont, CA – (w/B.o.B)
Saturday 3/20 – Bob Hope Theatre – Stockton, CA
Wednesday 4/07 – House of Blues – Boston, MA – (w/B.o.B)
Friday 4/09 – House of Blues (Atlantic City) – Atlantic City, NJ – (w/B.o.B)
Saturday 4/10 – Fillmore NY @ Irving Plaza – New York, NY – (w/B.o.B)
Tuesday 4/13 – 9:30 Club – Washington, DC – (w/B.o.B)
Wednesday 4/14 – Royal Oak Theatre – Detroit, MI – (w/B.o.B)
Friday 4/16 – Eagles Ballroom – Milwaukee, WI – (w/B.o.B)

Saturday 4/17 – Lund Arena, Gustavus Adolphus College – St. Peter, MN
Sunday 4/18 – Midland Theatre – Kansas City, MO
Tuesday 4/20 – Peoria Civic Center Theatre – Peoria, IL – (w/B.o.B)
Thursday 4/22 – East Tenn. State University Center – Johnson City, TN
Friday 4/23 – UNC – Charlotte – Charlotte, NC – (w/B.o.B)
Saturday 4/24 – Worcester Polytechnic Institute – Worcester, MA
Monday 4/26 – House of Blues – Houston, TX – (w/B.o.B)
Tuesday 4/27 – House of Blues – Dallas, TX – (w/B.o.B)
Thursday 4/29 – Ogden Theatre – Denver, CO – (w/B.o.B)
Saturday 5/01 – House of Blues (Las Vegas) – Las Vegas, NV – (w/B.o.B)
Sunday 5/02 – House of Blues (Sunset) – Los Angeles, CA – (w/B.o.B)
Wednesday 5/05 – Regency Ballroom – San Francisco, CA – (w/B.o.B)
Friday 5/07 – Showbox SoDo – Seattle, WA – (w/B.o.B)

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Crazy Random: Michelle Trachtenberg Is A Barbie?!

LMAO!


Michelle Trachetenberg is growing on me. I mean who would have thought Harriet The Spy had a little G in her! First, I she did a very cool cover story with Complex Magazine and now she is taking on a Nicki Minaj verse?! HILARIOUS!

I still can't stand Nicki but watching Michelle Trachetenberg do her verse from Robin Thicke's song, "Shaking It For Daddy." Funny as hell!

Go 'head girl! Spit that verse!




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Weekend Grooves: "And Don't You Forget It"

Happy Sunday Folks!



Today, I have been in such a groove, mellow mood. My Sunday was a day of rest-literally. I took the time out to analyze my life and figure out where I see myself going. I think what a lot of people forget to do in their lives is to sit down and ask themselves the question: "What will be my legacy in life?". We tend to rush into panic mode when we don't know the unknown and forget that we first must analyze what we are doing now in life to know what is the right move to make. 

During my "self-discovery" , I began to go threw my music list when I stumbled upon this song. THIS SONG RIGHT HERE--woooooooo CLASSIC. I must say, there is something powerful about a smooth R&B song. It can mellow out at the craziness in anyone, including me. 

A lot of people probably don't remember Glenn Lewis but I remember jamming to him back in the day. I was probably the only eighth grader grooving to Glenn Lewis, Musiq Soulchild or even Koffee Brown ( I went to a catholic school where Backstreet Boys and 'NSYNC reigned supreme on the playgrounds.) However, almost years later, it still puts me in that place of happiness and I must share this goodness with you all.

Vibe out and remember...real music never gets old :-) 

Enjoy :-)

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Crazy Random: CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE AN ORGASM?! AND DON'T LIKE ORAL SEX TOO!!!!!!

Hello My Crazy Loves!

My latest reality-tv show obsession has be Vh1's Let's Talk About Pep. The Black Sex in the City always offers some delicious plots and also tackles issues that women will go through in today's modern world. This week's episode, however, cause me to gasp!


In this week's episode, Jacque, the news journalist and TV personality  who you might recognize from her time on BET Nightly News, admite to the crew that she had never had an orgasm. :-0

shut the front door!


If that wasn't enough, homegirl also admitted that she doesn’t like men performing oral sex on her either!!



WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!!!!


This is not the first time I heard of women not able to have an orgasm or have a G-Spot. If you remember a while back, I talked about the study that "supposedly" proved that there is no such thing as a G-Spot. See, I could not believe this! I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE WOMEN F*CKING?!?!?!?! I need to introduce them to.........( I will not disclose this information. You nasty freaks!) However, on a serious note, are women's sex drive going down? I mean, my heart sank when I heard Jacque say she doesn't like oral sex, I literally shed a tear! I mean, I have no shame in admitting, I am like a dude when it comes to this. I have been guilty of pushing guy's head down there to pet the *meow* with their tongues. (Sorry for the visual. I am just saying :-) ) Ladies will agree with me when I say that we sometime prefer a man to do that more than the actual sex. I am just being honest. :-)

What do you crazy think? Do you think Jacque has a problem? Do you think that women see sex as "overrated"? I know I don't! HM HM HM HM! lol


Check out the episode of Let's Talk About Pep here! Poor Jacque lol.



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Saturdazze: Anything You Can Do, I Get Charged With Murder....

Happy Saturday Boys and Girls!


I had the opportunity to watch Tiger Woods apologize for his behavior during yesterday's press conference. I will admit, prior to me watching the the press conference, I already made up my mind that Mr. Woods is a nympho and is probably doing this to save his image in the public eye. This is the classic PR move that anyone in the biz know is either the best or the worst move to do for a celebrity.

So, as I begin to watch to the press conference (and hear the teeth-sucking, the"oh, please" and the classic "he ain't sh*t" from the women in my office who were watching it with me), I begin to wonder "Am I given Tiger Woods the benefit of the doubt?"

I mean let's be honest, folks. Tiger Woods is not the first athlete or celebrity to cheat on his girlfriend or wife. I mean I personally think that cheating has become a major part of Hollywood. It like you sign a contract, you cheat on your spouse. However, due to the fact that he is an outcast in the field of golf (he might be a top name in the sport but he is not white so he automatically will always be the outcast. Just being honest), Tiger's bad move gave his haters and/or doubters something to grab and run with it to the roof top. I mean REALLY?! 

I hate to say this but if you are on the top of your field, one false move can destroy everything. Especially, if you are the best and people thought you should be otherwise.

The media can be so two-faced, it is quite sickening. It seems like they would throw someone under the bus at one point but then when someone they "like" does the same thing, they should them mercy.


Case in point: David Letterman. Mr. Letterman had a ten-year long relationship with his assistant. How did the media respond? By helping him make his show's ratings jump to the top spot in late night. I am sorry but at least Tiger just f*cked his jumpoffs. Mr. Letterman growed emotionally attached to his mistress, which in my opinion is the worst form of infidelity. HOMEBOY VACATIONED WITH THE BITCH! THE MAN VACATIONED WITH HER!!!

Therefore, I poise the question: Have we mistreated Tiger Woods? I am not saying that he is right for cheating but should his personal matter affect his professional career? 

If we could have amnesia when Letterman or any other celebrity that have cheated, don't you think we should have the same thing for Tiger?

Well, Tiger, you might not be on my good side all the way but I must say, you've won a couple of brownie points yesterday.

Bravo!

What do you crazy loves think?

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Thursday Eye Candy: Model City Premieres Tonight!!!





*Jumping for Joy*

It's here! It's here! Tonight is the premiere of the all new reality series Model City on BET's Centric. The show features minority models from Red Model Management struggling to make it in the competitive and sometimes racist fashion industry.  The show follows them as they deal with casting calls, photo shoots and their naked, glistening delicious......oh, I am sorry. I got sidetrack :-) Not since Tyson Bedford has minority male models got some shine. Kudos to Centric for highlighting these models and also choosing individuals who are a good representation of black models. I am not going to lie, I thought they were going to pick someone ignorant because (sorry to judge) it seems like on most reality shows, the black one always have to be dumb, rude and/or obnoxious. Plus, it doesn't hurt that they all are some delicious eye candy :-)

 The show looks to be a good look for Centric. I am proud to see the direction that BET is going. I love seeing the classy yet sexy television programming. Plus, even if the show, Model City, has a weak dialogue WHO THE HELL CARES! THESE BOYS ARE FIOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! HALLEJUAH!


Look at them!!!



Check out the preview and learn about the cast here. Delicious! Will you be watching?






            



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Tuesday Grooves: Sashhaaayyyy ..... Monáe!!!!!!

Hola Boys And Girls!!!


For today's Tuesday's Groove, I had to give you all this banger! After jamming to these two songs until 2AM, I think it is safe to say that these songs are Crazy Haute!!!!!




Janelle Monáe has been arguable one of the best kept secret in the R&B game. Honestly, I feel that her creativity, her style and her music is ahead of her time and in a category of its own. With her new age 60s groove, her sound is so intoxicating and these tracks are two good to be kept to myself.


Check out these new tracks off her upcoming full-length debut, The ArchAndroid, coming May 18th. The buzz was huge on these tracks since she premiered them at last year's South By Southwest Music Festival and after you take a listen, you will see why!!!!


Check it out and Stay Groovy! :-) 





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Crazy Kicks: Supra Better Get A Check!


Hola Folks!


During my sneaker-blog watch, I stumbled upon the latest collaboration in kicks. DC Shoes, Sixpack France and PPMKFA came together to create the Sector 7 and the Admiral, According to KicksonFire.com, The shoes, a high and a low, are both covered in grey leather with subtle hints of violet through out the upper and outsole. Check them out below. 






Don't get me wrong, I think these kicks are doper Mcdoperton. However, don't they remind you of a certain sneaker brand that many other sneakers have been biting off lately.


*Cough* SUPRAS *Cough*


I mean, I understand that copying is the greatest form of flattery but DAYUMMMM! Where is the creativity people!!!!


SMH!


What do you crazy folks think?



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Monday Eye Candy/Crazy Fashion: He "Beat Her Down" But He Sure Looks Dapper!

Happy Monday Folks!


I hope everyone had a lovely weekend. I hope that you all had a splendid Lover's day! Now, back to reality...




Now, like I have said before, I am growing into my inner fashionista. So, in my efforts to build up my fashion knowledge, I've been keeping up with what is going on during New York Fashion Week. On Friday, Naomi Campbell had her Fashion For Haiti Relief Fashion Show. From what I saw and read, the show was a complete success, however, I got sidetrack from my fashion studies to admire the delicious piece of man known as Chris Brown.



Now, Now...Before everyone say that I like a man-beater, let me  just stop you right now in mid sentence. (Yes, I just cut off your sentence via the blog. STRAIGHT GANGSTA!) I think that he has changed his ways and don't think he will do it again and if he does then he will get the scrutiny he will deserve so until  then GET OFF OF THAT SUBJECT, DAMNIT!!!


Back to what is important....this man is fiiiioone!!!!!!








Doesn't he look so dapper in his suit! Growl!!!!!!! I going to bet $100 that Mr. Brown is going to come out with his own clothing line. Don't you agree?









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Happy Valentine's Day From All Of Us At Crazy Land!

Whether you are a lover or hater, today is Valentine's Day! A day where flowers are being given, chocolate are being eaten and somebody going to be straight f*ckin'! (What? I am being honest :-) )

We here at Crazy land wanted to wish you guys a fun filled and loving Valentine's Day. We found this dope poem that we want to share with you all. Whether you are mad or hate Valentine's Day, shut the f*ck up and let the lovers have fun! Geeeesssshhhhhh

Check out this dope poem:



Love
Black love poems by Pokahontaz from http://www.short-love-poems.net/black-love-poems.html
As I sit back and reminisce on what love
has done to me.
you would wonder how can I grin, how can I smile
how can I appear to be so happy.

Because in my full term with love, the afterbirth
was pain.
That was felt again and again, different face, different name
but results were still the same.

How can I yearn for such a thing that causes so much hurt and
so much strife.
How can I desire the American dream, he as my husband
and I as his wife.

How can I put myself back on the edge of a rocky,
unsteady cliff.
Not knowing if I will be pushed and land once again
all broken and stiff.

As I lean back in my chair and feel all the hurtful emotions
take over me.
I fancifully envision a fairy godmother giving me a potion to
set me free.

"A potion? A real potion"; you may say.
"Is it mixed with red bull and Tangueray?" *

Ah No, but it is a potion that is mixed with the feelings of
pure bliss.
A feeling that is an ultimate high that you can't
get from a fix.

It is a feeling of butterflies in your stomach, or a
whisper in your ear.
It is a feeling of passion and courage; standing tall even
if Goliath were near.

It is the Dr. Jekyll when it's alter
ego is Mr. Hyde
It is the cure of its own disease and restorer
to its own plight

Can I just taste, indulge and bathe in its beauty, cherish God's
gift oh I won't complain.
It is worth all its grief if I can dance for just for a moment in its rain 

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Crazy Special: A "Crazy" Love Affair :-)


" Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
This Crazy Bitch Ain't Sweet
And She Will Cut  You!"

LOL...I kid I kid....

It is that time of the year. A time where couples plan out a day filled with love and affection and a day where single people make up excuses as to why love is a cruel and unusual punishment.


 However, we here at crazy land loves Valentine's Day but what we love is the BABY MAKING MUSIC. We know that you're will be probably going a couple rounds Valentine's Day night, so we here at Crazy land will like to help set the mood for you guys. 

So check out our picks for the best Valentine's Day song. Now, if you create a baby by listening to these jams, you better give him/her Crazy as their middle name. I'm just saying :-)




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Weekend Eye Candy: Theophilus London "Humming" To The Top

Happy Saturday!

*sips tea*

In another edition of "CRAZYPRETTYLADY LOVES BLACK SKATEBOARDER/NERDS", I would like to introduce you to Theophilus London. As many people are starting to get to know the rapper, I had the opportunity to see Mr. London perform at SOBs not too long ago. His creativity and style is one that many cannot pull off if they tried. However, recently the Brooklyn Renaissance Hip Hop Soul star sat down with Complex Magazine to  dish on what inspires him and his style. Click here to check it out.

Mr. London is a phenomenal talent and is said to be the new era in hip hop. His music makes a connect with his listeners. When I saw him perform, I along with everyone there knew that he will be making an impact in the industry.


I respect a man who is not afraid to express himself and let's not forget that his music is so dope! He probably won't get the mainstream attention as he should but like many creative talents like Lupe Fiasco and Mickey Factz he will truly make an impact in the industry.

I must say, hip hop is definitely making a comeback. Gone are the days of "bling bling". Thank God! I was beginning to worry. One more song about Stanky Legging, I was going to start listening to country. SMH

Keep on doing what your doing, fam! Plus, your style = FIIIEEEEERRCCCEEEE

Haven't heard of Mr. London? Where have you been!!! Don't worry, check out his music here. Trust me, you will be adding him into your i-pod after hearing his music.

Your welcome.






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Friday Eye Candy: SILENCE!

Good Morn-ting!

Happy Friday my loves! Last night, I drank a cup of delicious chamomile tea and told myself that I was just going to take a "nap" and wake up to do the rest of my work.

However to my surprise, I didn't realize that chamomile tea knocks you the f@!k out and this caused my nap to turn into me being knocked out and waking up at 3AM. Instead of getting into a frenzy, I decided to just relax and watch some TV before I get ready to face the concrete jungle when I stumbled upon the MTV show, Silent Library.

 I am not going to lie, I am a huge fan of the show and enjoy seeing these do outlandish tasks all to win money (mind you they only win at most $700 when the money is split amongst the other players.)

So as I am watching the show, I realized something I had not paid attention to since the first season; something that caught me off guard that help me  make my decision for today's eye candy.


IS IT JUST ME OR ISN'T THE HOST OF THE SHOW A HOTTIE!


After much stalking investigation, I found out that the host is Zero Kazama. The Japanese-American actor comes off as a no smiling, somewhat rude character who practically reminds me of those dude who are cute but are so you want to smack them and hug them at the same time. Maybe this is why I dig him. (Weird? Yes, I know!) 

So, kudos to you, Mr. Kazama! Keep on with your straight face, no laugh demeanor. I know that I am not the only chick who digs it! :-)

Later days!!!!

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Friday Eye Candy: SILENCE!

Good Morn-ting!

Happy Friday my loves! Last night, I drank a cup of delicious

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Crazy Music: Rihanna Wants A Rude Boy, Lupe Delivers Again and "What Means The World To You.."

*THIS JUST IN....THIS JUST IN....CRAZYPRETTYLADY HAS POSTED RIHANNA ON THE BLOG...I REPEAT CRAZYPRETTYLADY HAS POSTED RIHANNA ON THE BLOG*


Gasp!

I know, I know. You are shocked about this latest development and I understand your reaction. However, we here in Crazy town recognize that it is important to be honest and we have to say, we are digging this video.

Plus, we always love to see a good dancehall-inspired music video.

Check it out and tell us if you dig it or not. I already know men enjoy it. (A WOMAN WHINING UP HERSELF = A GREAT DAY FOR A MAN)



In Other Tunes....

What artist do you know is able put out an unfinished track and yet still sound hot??? I know, I know, I know! Mr. FnF, himself (and main jumpoff-in-my-head) Lupe Fiasco.

Check out his track, What You Want. It is not done but I still think it's fly! :-)




and finally...

I have been in my rap mode for a while. So, while watching music videos via YouTube, I stumbled upon this track. Now, you can hate on Kill Cam a.k.a Cam'ron all you want but when this song came out, you know you were bumping this song on high volume. Love it!

Check out this oldie but goodie here!

"What Means the world to you... my money, my dough, my hair, my nails...AAOOOWWWWWWW"

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Crazy News: John Mayer's Up Shits Creek, MTV Has Killed Music Television and

Wow!

I just realized that I haven't done a Crazy News in a minute! Wow! I have been so busy, lo siento mis amores!

In today's news:

Due to this snowstorm, I have been glued to my twitter like many people in the NY/NJ tri-state area. Earlier, I got a tweet informing me that John Mayer did a no-no during his PlayBoy interview. I am going to say this from the jump, I HATE JOHN MAYER. As a musician, I think he is a talented,creative and versatile artist in the music industry together. As a man, I think that he is a womanizing, cocky, self-absorbed, child molesting(he tried to get in Taylor Swift's panties for Christ sake!)  and down rude individual.


So, it did not surprise me when I heard that the prick said some racist mumbo jumbo in the interview. Here is a snip of what was said via TMZ:


PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.
MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his dick. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

SMH! The rational side of me kind of understands what he was trying to say but why in the hell would you call your junk a white supremacist?! You know, they do BURN crosses, are you trying to tell us something Mr. Mayer? Are you "burning" hence why you're talking foolishness?

I think it is best that Mr. Mayer stop talking and just sing. Please, please do.

And finally.....





Now, if you are surprised about this...YOU....ARE....SLOW.

It appears that MTV has finally pulled the plug on their musical roots as the premiered their new logo. According to the LA Times, MTV has cut of "music television" from their logo, marking the end to what we grew up to know MTV as, music television. *sigh* So sad. I miss actually seeing music videos! Well, at least Centric( BET's new channel) still plays videos. Check out their website here. 

Sorry that I have been tardy with the crazy news, loves. I am going to get on that. 
*Slaps Butt* Bad Crazy lady, bad bad bad (I kind of like that, don't judge :-)  )


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