CrazyPrettyLady 2009: Year in Review

Thursday, December 31, 2009

CrazyPrettyLady 2009: Year in Review

Well, Well, Well!

We have finally come to the end of the road; the finish line. 2009 is coming to a close, marking the end of the first decade in the to 21st century. I must say, time really went by oh soo fast! I mean it was only yesterday where I heard about Y2K, AOL was shit and when having a two-way pager was oh so cool. Now, I am still a youngin, I know. However, you have to admit time really does fly.

As I sit here and drink with my fellow crazy friends, I look back on this year and realize that, we went through a whole lot of deaths, scandals, tears, cheers, celebrations, and more in just a 365-day cycle.

However, as I look to 2010, I want to list certain things that should be DEAD by midnight. I think this must be televised in order to avoid any problems in the new decade:

1. WOMEN, IF YOU ARE UGLY/CROOKED-LOOKING/RUDE AND/OR FAKE, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT CALL YOURSELF A BARBIE! WE LET NICKI MINAJ SLIDE BUT ONE IS SURELY ENOUGH!

2. FELLAS, IF YOU ARE OVER 30 AND HAVE A MYSPACE MUSIC PAGE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO RAP, IT IS ABOUT THAT TIME GIVE IT UP! YOU WEREN'T SIGNED IN THE LAST DECADE, YOU PROBABLY NOT GETTING SIGNED IN THE NEXT!

3. I KNOW THAT I AM A NEWBIE TO THE BLOGWORLD, BUT, IF YOU TAKE FROM ANOTHER PERSON BLOG (I.E. TAKE THEIR INFORMATION/NAME/IDEAS), DON'T GET MAD IF YOU GET PUT ON BLAST! IT IS COMMON BLOG COURTESY :-)

4. *WARNING* *WARNING* IF YOU "SWAG SURF" ONE MORE DAMN TIME IN THE CLUB AND KNOCK MY DRINK, EXPECT AN ASS-WHOOPING.

HONORABLE MENTION: LISTEN IF YOU ARE OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE, DO NOT DO THE "JERK". LEAVE IT TO THE LITTLE ONES, THANKS.

5. I AM NOT HATING, BUT ALL REAL (AND I MEAN REAL) RAPPERS, PLEASE COME OUT WITH A STRONG ALBUM RATHER THAN ANOTHER BEEF....THE WHOLE "STARTING BEEF" THING IS SO '00s. MAKE YOUR TALENT DO THE TALKING.

6. LADIES, IF YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR MAN, DON'T PLASTER IT ON FACEBOOK. RESPECT MY NEWS FEED, PLEASE.

7. FELLAS, IT IS GOING TO BE 2010, STOP, I REPEAT, STOP WITH THE BAGGY JEANS. GROWN AND SEXY, PLEASE.

8. DEAR AMERICA, IF YOU CAN ALLOW FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH TO TAKE TONS OF MONEY TO PUT US IN A DUMBASS WAR, YOU CAN DAMN WELL SPEND MONEY TO HELP SUPPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT HEALTHCARE. DUMBASSES!

9. FELLAS, BEFORE YOU GO ON TWITTER/FACEBOOK TO BAG A CHIC, MAKE SURE YOU INVESTIGATE ACCORDINGLY. A LOT OF THESE CHICS YOU SEE LOOKING BAD IN THEIR PHOTOS LOOK OTHERWISE IN REAL LIFE, JUST SAYING.

AND FINALLY......

AS WE ENTER 2010, THERE IS ONE THING I ASK ALL MY CRAZY PEOPLE TO DO.......AND THAT IS.....

SAY WHAT YOU WANT AND MEAN IT! THAT'S RIGHT! WE NEED TO BE HONEST ABOUT OURSELVES. SO IF YOU CRAZY, LET 'EM KNOW! I AM CRAZY AND I MAKE IT LOOK FABULOUS!

So, in closing, take what you learn this year and prosper in 2010. You already know, CPL will be here to help you through it.

Happy 2010 Everyone!