Crazy News: Tyra Banks Chuck The Deuces, Madoff Gets An Ass Whooping and Why Can't Black Women Be Married?

Monday, December 28, 2009

Crazy News: Tyra Banks Chuck The Deuces, Madoff Gets An Ass Whooping and Why Can't Black Women Be Married?

What it is Crazy Folks!

Here is today's Crazy News....

Well we all saw this coming! After five seasons and two Daytime Emmy awards, Tyra Banks is announcing the end of The Tyra Show according to People Magazine.

She told the magazine “this will be the last season of The Tyra Show.” She also said, “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years.”

Now if you didn't see this one happening, then you are SLOW. I mean with show like The Wendy Williams Show and even The Monique Show coming along, you know her show was in jeopardy. I mean, home girl literally made up some of her guests (allegedly). Well, fear not Tyra fans, as she will be continuing with her America's Next Top Model franchise as well as bringing back a second season of her hit ABC show, True Beauty.

Well it was fun to see her show her weave and cry about her :fat ass"...we will just cherish all the memories.

In other news,

It seems Madoff is not an OG in the pen, huh!

According to The Daily News, White-Collared thief Bernie Madoff has been seen looking a tad bit ruffled. Reportedly, Madoff has facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lungs. Some has speculated that the thief, who was sentenced in June to 150 years in prison for defrauding investors of $65 billion, got into a prison-prison fight and got his ass BEAT!

However, trying to save face, they claimed that she suffered from hypertension and dizziness causing him to fall off his bed.

Now, either the beds in his jail cell are EXTRA TALL or he got his ass BEAT!

I mean, can you blame them though? You see what you would do if someone stole your life savings. I am just waiting to hear about someone trying to kill him during chow time with the plastic knife. SMH

And finally...

Watch this clip on Black women and why they can't get married? Now, I personally agree and disagree with certain beliefs but take a look and you make the call... hmm If men can't handle a strong black woman then they can go. I mean Sex stores has many toys to help "ease any tension" that might happen :-)

And that makes up today's Crazy News....Chopped and Seasoned just the way you like it!

Later days!