Crazy Random: This Is Why I Avoid Miami On Memorial Day

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Crazy Random: This Is Why I Avoid Miami On Memorial Day

Everyone and their mama flocks down to the Sunshine state to enjoy a wonderful Memorial Day weekend. People save up their pennies in the winter to fly down to South Beach to have fun in the sun. However, for me, personally, I don't want to go to Miami during Memorial Day because...well...to be quite frank....it a HOT, GHETTO ASS, ROLLS SHOWING, SLOPPY MESS!!!!!!! I'm sorry but I consider Memorial Day weekend in Miami to be "hood appreciation" weekend because it seems the ghetto-est(I made that word up), sloppiest chicks and dudes flock down there and act a DAMN fool.

Don't believe me? See for yourselves(If you have a gag-reflex, I suggest you have a garbage can on stand-by) 

Yea....I will just wait until 4 of July weekend.