Thursday, November 19, 2009
Superhead Giving Head...Oh I Mean Advice on How To Know You Are a Stalker..
So I was reading one of my favorite website, GlobalGrind.com, and I stumbled upon this nonsense. Karrine Steffans-McCrary, better known as Superhead felt the need to share with us her tips on how to know if you are stalker. Now, this is coming from a money hungry ho, who basically use her *meow* to get her fame, then snitched about it when the rappers stop giving her a cut of their checks......hmmmmmm let me think, would I really trust this chic?
Please read on and see the NONSENSE that is Superhead giving her advice..SMH.....
**GlobalGrind Exclusive** Karrine Steffans-McCrary gives advice on how not to be a stalker and how to identify one from a failed relationship. Part 1 of 3.
The holidays are upon us and this is the time when most women find out if they are the main course or the side salad, real quick. Once the latter position is assured this may lead to a set of traits that frame the word rejection. If this rejection leads to stalker status, New York Times bestselling author of The Vixen Manual, Karrine Steffans-McCrary explains from her book six tips to know if you are love sick or just plain crazy.
The Vixen Tip List
How to Handle Rejection
Tip #1: Do Not Call Him More Than Once A Day If At All
Because that starts the cycle. See, once you call, in a perfect world he’ll answer and he’ll talk to you. “Yeah we broke up, I’m hurting, and you’re hurting, it’s so sad. I love you, I love you too.” That’s in a perfect world. In the real world when you call he’s not going to answer the phone and if he does it’s not going to be pleasant. So then that’s going to start the cycle. Then you’ll have to call again, because you’re not being validated the way you thought…the way you were hoping. Now you have to keep calling until you get validation. This turns into…
Tip #2: If You Do Call Him And He Ignores Your Phone Call, Do Not Leave A Psycho Message
Usually what happens is once you make the phone call and he hasn’t answered, or he’s answered and hung up, [or] he’s said something stupid and hung up, you’re going to keep calling, because you should not have even started this in the first place. So now that you’ve started this crap, now you’re on phone call number 17 and by now you’re blurting out obscenities into his answering machine. “F--- you! I hate you! You dirty -ick mother------!” You’re just going on, you’re embarrassing yourself at this point.
Which leads to Tip #3: After placing several calls and no callbacks, do not go to his house and sit outside in your car.Now this sometimes becomes the natural progression for crazy chicks. SO you’ve called him, he’s not answering, so now your brain starts thinking about where is he, who is he with, what is he doing? Because nothing in your brain says he’s ignoring me because of me. You’re thinking he's ignoring you because there’s somebody else. Your imagination goes. There is no one more creative than someone that is being rejected. [Women] can come up with all kinds of stuff. So next thing you know, you’re outside the house...
The holidays are upon us and this is the time when most women find out if they are the main course or the side salad, real quick. Once the latter position is assured this may lead to a set of traits that frame the word rejection. If this rejection leads to stalker status, New York Times bestselling author of The Vixen Manual, Karrine Steffans-McCrary explains from her book six tips to know if you are love sick or just plain crazy.
The Vixen Tip List
How to Handle Rejection
Tip #1: Do Not Call Him More Than Once A Day If At All
Because that starts the cycle. See, once you call, in a perfect world he’ll answer and he’ll talk to you. “Yeah we broke up, I’m hurting, and you’re hurting, it’s so sad. I love you, I love you too.” That’s in a perfect world. In the real world when you call he’s not going to answer the phone and if he does it’s not going to be pleasant. So then that’s going to start the cycle. Then you’ll have to call again, because you’re not being validated the way you thought…the way you were hoping. Now you have to keep calling until you get validation. This turns into…
Tip #2: If You Do Call Him And He Ignores Your Phone Call, Do Not Leave A Psycho Message
Usually what happens is once you make the phone call and he hasn’t answered, or he’s answered and hung up, [or] he’s said something stupid and hung up, you’re going to keep calling, because you should not have even started this in the first place. So now that you’ve started this crap, now you’re on phone call number 17 and by now you’re blurting out obscenities into his answering machine. “F--- you! I hate you! You dirty -ick mother------!” You’re just going on, you’re embarrassing yourself at this point.
Which leads to Tip #3: After placing several calls and no callbacks, do not go to his house and sit outside in your car.Now this sometimes becomes the natural progression for crazy chicks. SO you’ve called him, he’s not answering, so now your brain starts thinking about where is he, who is he with, what is he doing? Because nothing in your brain says he’s ignoring me because of me. You’re thinking he's ignoring you because there’s somebody else. Your imagination goes. There is no one more creative than someone that is being rejected. [Women] can come up with all kinds of stuff. So next thing you know, you’re outside the house...
Which leads to Tip #4: If you find yourself stalking him, do not get out of your car.Ok so now you’re outside the house. You already messed up steps number 1, 2 and 3. Ok, you still have time to save yourself. Don’t get out of the car. Just leave. Its already gone too far, you all ready embarrassed yourself. Already drove up there, the calls are made. Just don’t get out the car. But [most crazy women] at this point will get out of the car!
Which leads to Tip #5:....
Check back to tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of Superhead giving advice, well at least trying to.....
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