Crazy Random: The Whale Wearing Shorts

Ahhhhhh yes! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and we can put away our heavy ugly sweaters for that cute spring jacket you got for half priced at H&M (for $20 might I add.)

However, it seems that with this warm, gorgeous weather comes, well, an ugly trend; a trend that I should end immediately.

I like to call it "Whales Wearing Shorts."

Have you ever encountered that one. Person who feels it is necessary for the world to see their Spider Veins, cellulite and/or lumps since the weather is warm. As I am a strong believer in loving the body God gives you that does not mean you should dress inappropriately and show off ever crater in your thigh!

Granted I know I am far from a size 0 but you do not see me walking around in a God damn piece showing all my flaws.

In closing, I would ask that you all please respect your bodies as well as my stomach; tuck whatever that needs to be tucked AWAY!

Thank you and good day :-)


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Happy St. Patty's Day!

Go Neire leet Friends! (Ha! You didn't know I knew Celtic, huh? I'm nice!)

Today is that time of the year where everyone puts on their green and orange, paint that shamrock on their face and of course drink from 7AM in the morning. What day you ask? Its St. Patrick's Day!!!!


So, it is only right that I choose some Irish eye candy today, no?

For today's eye candy, feast your eyes on my favorite Irish man, Colin Farrell!

Sure, the bad boy image and the rumored sex tape and the "I don't care about my looks because I'm hot" look can be a tad bit much but that accent is sooo dreamy. I loved him in the movies Pride and Glory and S.W.A.T. and among other things. Therefore, feast your eyes on that sexy piece of soda bread.


Be safe my loves and please, don't drink at the job just because its St. Patty's. That's not cute lol

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Late Night Grooves: I Can't Sleep, Let's Shag!


Since I can't sleep and I am in a loving mood, why don't I give some of your crazy lovebirds out there some delcious tunes to help you "end your night pleasantly." (That's my PG way of saying YOU GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT!!!!! YEEEAAAAAA BOIIIIII!!! :-) )

Thank you and You're Welcome. 


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Mean Muggin' Monday: Sidechicks Are Buggin'!!!!




Okay, ENOUGH IS A F*CKING 'NOUGH! 
Today, I was enjoying my bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch (which by the way is the business!) and watching NBC's Today Show to start my day of relaxation. Then.....I See.....THIS BITCH! The editor of GQ premiered the spread in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine featuring the smut the  mistress of former Senator and Presidential candidate John Edwards, Rielle Hunter.  The mistress wanted to "break her silence" and spoke to GQ, since they are well-known for their hard-news coverage(notice sarcasm). In the interview, according to abc.news.com , she gloats “I know he loves me....I have never had any doubt at all about that. We love each other very much. And that hasn’t changed, and I believe that will be till death do us part. The love doesn’t go away. It’s unconditional.”
For those who might not be familiar with the HO videographer, Ms. Hunter was hired as the politician’s videographer in 2008 but had an affair with the married politician in instead of focusing on her job. She even admits to the magazine that  she slept with Edwards the night she first met him even adding “I had never experienced anything like what was flowing between us. I sat on the other side of the room. I wouldn’t go near him…It was just this, this magnetic force field like I had never experienced. It terrified me. Absolutely terrified  me.”


This woman literally tried to portray herself as the misunderstood mistress who just want to clear her name, however, it is kind of hard to take her serious when she is showing her stomach and wearing only a man's dress shirt (to simulate as if she just finished doing the do) next to the Dora The Explorer doll. 
Ever since I first learned about this situation, I knew that Ms. Hunter as well as Mr. Edwards are disgusting people. How can someone justify this type of behavior, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE CARRYING ON AN AFFAIR WHEN YOUR WIFE IS DEALING WITH CANCER! (Did I forget to mention that detail? Oops, my bad) Anyone who has a heart can see that these two individuals only cared about themselves and not have a care in the world about who this might effect; John's wife, children, and his career. 
This whole story is down right disgusting and it makes me question if our nation even respect the rights of marriage. I am blessed to have a beautiful example of what a marriage should be through my parents but it seems like the more and more individuals don't have respect for a marriage and want to step in and break up a happy home. What pissed me off even more is that side chicks want to play the victim and/or want to get the fame. Like seriously? SMH! If you are a side chick, be happy you get to have sex in the finest hotels in the world and stay in your damn lane. For Ms. Hunter to reach out to the magazine to flaunt herself is downright repulsive. 
Ms. Hunter is not the first and sadly will not be the last woman to do something like this. The mentality that "we can get what we want no matter who is affected" is down right disgusting. I cannot tell you how many conversations I hear about women not having a care in the world about sleeping with a man that is taken. I would like to point out that whenever a woman does such actions, it means that you are a bitter, troubled soul that wants to cause pain to another woman because you are not happy in your setting and that is sad. As my mother tells me, "There are too many fishes in the sea for you to be prying over one." 
I pray for the day that women respect other women and not destroy relationships. I hope Ms. Hunter and Mr.Edwards live happily ever after as they will only have each other to blame for their downfall. SMH.


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Monday Eye Candy: HEY! IT'S THE GUY FROM THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL!

During the Super Bowl, there are two important things that needs to be seen: the game (of course) and the commercials. One commercial that immediately got everyone's attention was the commercial for Old Spice body wash.



Everytime I see the Old Spice Commercials, three things run through my head;

1.) "Why do I find this dumb ass commercial hilarious?"

2.) "Please explain to me why homeboy is riding a horse backwards?"

3.) " He does look delicious without his shirt on :-p "


I kept wondering who he was and waiting to see if he would land his own show like the GEICO Neanderthals (which was a STU-PID show, FYI). However, thanks to LA Times' Ministry of Gossip and People Magazine, they finally revealed who is the man wearing his sweater like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.


Meet actor Isaiah Mustafa. The "Man Who Smells Like the Man Your Man Could Smell Like? "  is a  former NFL wide receiver, a teacher and studied history at Arizona State University (a college graduate, NICE!).

 However, all my Crazyettes should know that he has a girlfriend ::cue sigh from thirsty single ladies::: However, you can still enjoy the view :-)

 

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Happy Birthday To Me!!!!

Hola People!

It's a rainy Saturday in NY but that doesn't mean a thing to me because....... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!


Yes my Crazyettes, it has been 22 years since I bless the world with my presence :-) lol

On a serious note, it is truly humbling for me to see another year. Unlike my past birthdays, this year I truly appreciate the little things in my life. I see my future glowing and I know that this year will be superb!

Another reason why I am so grateful is because have my Crazy loves! When I started my blog, I started it as a way for me to say,think and feel what I want and allow people to have a platform to be themselves. The support and love I received is awesome and I am truly grateful to have you all!

Now, enough of this sappy shit! Let's pop some bottles!!!

*sips mimosas*

Happy Birthday CrazyPrettyLady :-)

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Thursday Eye Candy: The Artist

Hola My People!


As you all are well aware, I am obssessed with BET's Centric hit reality show, Model City. I mean to see a show showcasing African American men in a postive (yet sometime dramatic) aspect is fabulous! Plus, it doesn't hurt that they all look oh so delicious!



I was asked by my peers who is my favorite model from the show. Of course, I go for the nerdy, artsy one Ibrahim Baaith.  He might be a model but the Philly native is far from bougsy. He admitted to Honey Magazine that he considers himself more of a “Conspiracy Theorist than a model, which is reflected in my art.” Did I mention to you guys that homeboy is an artist?! Yes, good looks and creative..MY KIND OF MAN!

Check out  his Honey Magazine's interview with the model here!

Yum, Yum!

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